#awkward sarcasm

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thedreadpiratejames:

everythingisexactlythesame:

will be added to my life hacks list

umm, I hope this is useful to some of my followers

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camdamage:

vasocongestion: a follow-up | by cam damage

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mazzystardust:

A special MEAT  | Gaby Ouellet by Nicolas Coulomb

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illumahottie:

Get the FUCK OUT

arseniccupcakes:

how crushes work

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nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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yungtoothpic:

"She fucked up when she gave me some pussy"

Very True.

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hipsterlibertarian:

NYPD officer pictured ‘putting seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling outside her apartment’

An advocacy group has released images which claim to show an NYPD officer putting a seven-months pregnant woman into a chokehold for illegally grilling on the sidewalk in front of her apartment. 
NYPD officers have been banned from using the chokehold since 1993, but an officer can be seen in the pictures wrapping his arm around 27-year-old Rosan Miller’s neck in the Saturday incident. 
Her young daughter is also in the pictures, watching the arrest unfold.

Illegally grilling on the sidewalk! What a hardened, dangerous criminal! And I bet that little girl now has a very solid grasp on who she can trust and what’s ok to do to women and/or people who are physically weaker than you!
counterpart-s:

I love making edits

counterpart-s:

Tattoo blog

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